Very Odd
Thalia and Jini are becoming quite the connoisseurs. For our Halloween celebration, there is no candy in sight. They are beyond trick-or-treating and are diet-conscious. For our meal—“our” includes Melissa, of course—they prepared pumpkin soup, roasted vegetables, crusty bread, and, for dessert, Parkin cakes. This last item was a nod to the upcoming Guy Fawkes Night, with which this treat is associated and about which the girls plan to attend one of the bonfires for their night out.
We have now settled into the study along with wheat crackers, Nutella, and tea. Johannes is in command of Jini’s lap, the brownies lurk in the shadows, and the fairy is perched on Thalia’s shoulder as she picks up her book to read to us. The book is her most recent purchase from Melissa’s bookshop, Danish Fairy and Folk Tales, collected and translated by J. Christian Bay.
“The Three Pennies,” Thalia announces as she settles back into her comfy chair.
There was an old soldier dismissed from duty and given, as farewell, a loaf of rye bread and three pennies. Aimless, as he wandered, he came upon three men carrying shovels and a pickaxe intent upon unearthing a recently buried man who owed each of them a penny. Offended at their disregard for the dead, he gave each of them a penny to settle the debt.
As the soldier traveled, a rather pale man joined him, giving the soldier a proper salute, but said nothing more until they came to a church about midnight. There, the stranger insisted they enter.
Inside sat an old woman by the altar with a burning light in her hand. The stranger told the soldier to pluck a hair from her head and smell it. This he did with no result. The stranger had him try a second time, but nothing happened. On the third attempt, the soldier grabbed a lock of hair, and the old woman reacted in rage, flying up into the air, escaping, taking the leaded church roof with her.
The stranger then took the soldier down to the seaside. On the shore sat the church roof. The stranger declared they must be off to sea. The soldier observed there were no boats. The stranger indicated the church roof would be their vessel. He explained that across the sea lived a princess who could marry no man but the one who came to her on a leaden ship. They sat upon the church roof, and it miraculously floated on the water.
When they came to the princess’s land, they were greeted with much joy. All had thought the pronouncement about the leaden ship had been a curse, an impossibility. Now they saw it to be a prophecy, and the marriage between the soldier and the princess immediately proceeded.
When the wedding concluded, the new couple entered their coach, and the stranger instructed the driver to head toward the east in haste. They came upon a herd of cattle, and the stranger stopped the coach to talk to the herdsman, who declared himself to be the Count of Ravensburg and owner of the castle within their sight.
Quickly, they drove toward the castle, but the herdsman was there before them, knocking on the gate, demanding entrance since it belonged to him. The stranger contemplated the situation, then explained to the Count that he could not gain entrance until he suffered the fate of rye. The Count asked for an explanation.
The stranger told him he must, in the fall, plant himself deep into the ground. In the spring, he would rise up and grow in the sun and rain. Then harvested by being mowed, dried, and stored in a barn before being threshed, then finally ground and shifted.
This so infuriated the Count, he burst into flint-stone.
The stranger granted the Count’s estate—whom he identified as a troll—to the soldier, saying this was in repayment for the three pennies he had spent to release his soul, an event the soldier had forgotten. The stranger could now return to where he belonged.
Part Two
Grateful Dead
“Goodness,” says Melissa. “I knew you would like the book, Thalia, but I had not read it cover to cover. I am not sure I have heard anything like this story. Well, the old soldier leaving the army and ending up marrying a princess, we have seen, but everything else in between is new to me.”
“Hold that thought,” I say as I go to the kitchen and return with some wine for Melissa and me—enough with healthy food—and ginger ale for the girls. I hand the bottle to Melissa after I pour myself a glass.
“I do recognize the grateful-dead motif in this tale.”
“Wait,” says Thalia, “isn’t that an old rock band?”
“Old?” objects Melissa.
“It is,” I confirm. “The band leader, Jerry Garcia, according to legend, opened up a dictionary, and his eyes fell upon the phrase that refers to this motif. In the Aarne-Thompson-Uther folktale classification, it has its own number.”
“That’s cool,” says Jini.
I take a sip of wine, which will probably not help my memory, but I go on. “The grateful-dead story I knew before this one is from Francis Groome’s Gypsy Folk-Tales, which is on that shelf somewhere.” I point to the east wall of the study. “It is rather darker than
Talia’s Danish version.
“It is a prince who rides adventuring. He, too, pays the debt of a deceased man and is joined by another traveler who offers to be his partner and share their wealth. The prince agrees. When the prince acquires a wife through the stranger’s dealings, the stranger proposes they divide the wife and is about to cut the bride in half with his sword when a demon-dragon escapes from her mouth.
“Having exorcized the demon, the stranger relinquishes his claims and explains he is the dead man for whom the prince had paid off the debt.”
“Just a little gross,” Jini frowns as Thalia giggles.
“I am taken,” says Melissa, “by the old woman in the church. Do we assume she is a witch?”
“The story does not say that,” I return. “But before I address your question, let us note that the stranger, who had fallen into debt while alive—no mark of good character—in death possesses uncanny knowledge. He knew the old woman would be in the church, or at least, he knew they needed to face what would be in the church. He knew who she was and what the next step should be. Where he got that knowledge he did not share with the soldier or with us.
“Was she a witch?” I sip my wine for inspiration. “Against that notion, why would a witch be in a church? They worshipped the devil. In opposition to that argument, it was midnight, when all the rules and what is proper vanish.”
“She holds a candle?” Jini questions.
“No,” replies Thalia. “The story says there was a light in her hand. It doesn’t say a candle or a lamp, only light. I see a flame rising from her palm.”
“Is that a witch thing?” Jini glances around us all. We wag our heads with non-committalness.
Thalia brightens. “She does fly and carries off the church roof. That’s more of a witch thing.”
“The hair.” Melissa slowly twirls her wine glass between her fingers. “Smelling the hair?” She shakes her head.
“Yeah,” Thalia and Jini chorus.
“Well,” I provide, “There are a number of tales, including an ancient Egyptian one, in which a lock of perfumed hair comes to the attention of a prince or king, who wanders off to find the head from whence it came. But that does not feel like what is happening here.”
The conversation falls silent as we sip our drinks.
“We never learn,” Thalia muses, “what the hair smells like. When the soldier takes a tuft of hair, the old woman becomes enraged and flies off with the church ceiling. My notion is that the smell was never important. The stranger had the soldier pluck hairs simply to see what the old woman would do. It was the soldier’s decision to pluck more than one hair that caused the old woman to go crazy. After that, the stranger knew what to do. Does that make sense?”
Melissa claps her hands. “I applaud your analysis.”
Part Three
John Barleycorn
“Let’s move on to the leaden church roof as a boat,” I suggest.
“Wonderfully ridiculous,” Melissa chimes in. “Right up there with a lead balloon.”
“A what?” Jini asks.
Melissa sighs. “An old expression. When did I get old?”
“Here,” I point out, “we get to the grateful dead’s uncanny knowledge again. I believe he knew about the leaden ship prophecy and how, magically, he would make it happen. On the other hand, the event might have been preordained, and he only followed its path.
“In any case, the floating church roof, to the amazement of the distant kingdom’s subjects, fulfilled their wondering expectations. The mere soldier is catapulted into royalty. Nonetheless, the grateful dead is not done. I see shades of Puss in Boots in the next part of the story.”
“Oh, yes,” says Melissa. “I saw that too. In that tale, the cat passes the poor miller’s youngest son off as the Marquis of Carabas and tricks a shapeshifting ogre into becoming a mouse that the cat pounces upon and consumes, then declares the ogre’s estate to be that of the marquis.”
Melissa takes a sip of wine and reconsiders. “In both stories, the protagonist’s helper acquires—let’s call it unearned wealth—for his companion, but the method used by the stranger is noticeably different and peculiar.”
“Yeah,” says Thalia. “I want to take that apart. The scene has the usual, dreamlike, fairy-tale nonsense to it, which I adore. From what I can tell, the Count of Ravensburg is a herdsman and a troll who can’t get into his own castle, and what is this rye test all about?”
“Ah!” I say. “For that, bring out the oracle and ask it about Sir John Barleycorn.”
Thalia pulls her cellphone from her back pocket. “Ha. I’m looking at Wikipedia. It says the first mention of ‘John Barleycorn’ as a character was in a 1624 London broadside, in which it was introduced as “A Pleasant New Ballad to sing Evening and morn, of the Bloody murder of Sir John Barleycorn.”
Thalia taps some more on her screen. “Yeah, here are some of the lyrics.
They hired men with their scythes so sharp
To cut him off at the knee.
They’ve bound him and tied him around the waist
Served him most barb’rously.
They hired men with their sharp pitchforks
To prick him to the heart.
But the drover he served him worse than that
For he’s bound him to a cart.
They’ve rolled him around and around the field
Till they came unto a barn
And there they made a solemn mow
Of poor John Barleycorn.
They’ve hired men with their crab-tree sticks
To strip him skin from bone
But the miller, he served him worse than that,
For he’s ground him between two stones.”
“I know the ballad,” Melissa muses. “In the end, John Barleycorn, after going through a number of deaths and transformations to become barley mash, has a most victorious transformation to become ale that can defeat the men who have abused him. The ballad personifies the barley grain and treats it as the protagonist.
“In The Three Pennies, the situation is reversed. The count is a being who, the stranger suggests, must become rye and suffer the consequences to get access to his castle. Why that would work, the stranger does not explain. However, the process of being buried, harvested, threshed, ground, and sifted so horrifies the count that, rather than go through the cycles of life and death, he, ironically, bursts into lifeless flintstone, nulling any claim to the castle.”
“Again,” I say, “the stranger, with his uncanny knowledge, knew the count would destroy himself with his unwillingness to be a participant in life with its incremental sacrifices.”
“I like that interpretation.” Melissa raises her glass. “To life.”
“To life,” we repeat, and all four of us drain our glasses.
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